There are a ridiculous number of variables and difficult choices to be made in the realm of pizza. When you're in the mood for it, what kind of pie do you usually get? Thin crust? Deep dish? How about toppings? Are you more into veggies or meat? Is pineapple ever acceptable (always)? Anchovies? And once your pizza arrives, how do you eat it? Do you wipe the grease off with a napkin?
Let us know your pizza preferences, and in return, we'll give you the very reason why you don't currently have a significant other to eat pizza with.